Easy Sleeper

As an enlightened being to a “normal” human:

I respect and honor you for providing amusement, class attendance, needing private therapy and sessions, for generation after generation thus keeping us enlightened ones with an income.

I respect and honor your lack of self-awareness and willingness to follow self-styled gurus.

My fellow enlightened ones and I deeply appreciate your unique gifts- especially the Cuban cigars and the body lotion that smells like the ocean. Please keep them coming.

And, throughout time we owe you a few apologies- sorry about the sweat lodges and ‘The Secret’. Really, really sorry!

Together we’d like to acknowledge the ways we’ve taken advantage of your abundance, flexibility and ingenuity- by making money off the fact you don’t believe that you are abundant, flexible and ingenious.